Pestering 

To bother persistently with petty annoyances

Stop pestering me

Pestering by Stellition June 7, 2014

Ghost-listening 

Also, pseudo-listening.
When you're talking to someone and you really just want them to finish, either to say something yourself or to get away from them, so you don't really listen, but "as the person is talking, your audible memory catches everything and some of it probably slips through, but your conscious mind dismisses it like a ghost."

A: "And then he goes to-"
B: "Yup"
A: "... his car and then-"
B: "Uh-huh"
A: "Are you ghost-listening me?"
B: "Huh"
A: "..."
B: "interesting"

Ghost-listening by somerandoCigarGuy April 20, 2020

Listerine Spitter 

The act of puttin a tiny amount of listerine into your spitter to eliminate the old spitter stank

*pulls out yesterdays vitamin water spitter* "yo don my spitter smells like the time i gave that homeless man a rimjob"
"oh man cip, just empty it out and throw some listerine in there,i call it the Listerine Spitter.. or the LS for short, smells like heaven for days :) "

to our skoal brothers.. enjoy:) -pattented cip and donaldson of basking ridge

Listerine Spitter by Cip and Donaldson October 16, 2008

listening juice 

Alcoholic beverage, usually beer but not limited to it. Phrase usually used in context with uncomfortable situations, which require a lot of talking about feelings and such.

If we're going to talk about our relationship, I need my listening juice

listening juice by black boned August 3, 2010

festering ass boil 

A red bulbous inflammation filled with smelly pus that usually pops when it turns green.

My doctor told me I had a festering ass boil on my left butt cheek. It must be about ready to pop I can smell the smegma from here.

festering ass boil by Taintskin September 6, 2017

listening to folklore 

needing therapy

A: I'm listening to folklore rn.
B: Girl, who hurt you that bad?

listening to folklore by iamrv June 6, 2021

festering 

1. to sit around and become fat and lazy. 2. usually a tendency of potheads. 3. also known as dark festering if the lights are off.

all they ever do is smoke weed and dark fester!
caitlin is festering.

festering by megzsexy8888 October 31, 2007