Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

Dirty Landscaper by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

ladyscape 

v. to groom a woman's pubic hair, esp. her own

I'm headed to Cancun next week, so I gotta ladyscape before I go. Yep, going for the full brazilian.

ladyscape by Jmoney8 April 10, 2010

Dirty Landscaper

A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".

During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.

Dirty Landscaper by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007

Landsperger 

When you flick a booger onto your wife.

Wow did you see mike last night? He picked his nose then pulled a landsperger.

Landsperger by wiuwtt February 15, 2010

Landycakes 

A derogatory slang in reference to USA soccer star Landon Donovan and his reluctance/wussyness to not try and test his skills in more challenging leagues abroad.

Landon Donovan, he's America's best soccer player, why is he still in the MLS? Silly landycakes...

Landycakes by united4life February 26, 2009

Landscaper

A very expensive gardener.

I hired a landscaper to work on my yard.

Landscaper by TheDefinitionsMagician August 10, 2020

Taco Bell Landscaper 

BOMB ASS MEXIC WHO loves eating taco bell and after all day at the landscaping job you come home to go shit fiery doom from taco bell, you have to use a whole ass costco toilet paper pack to clean all that mess .#free laxative #help my tutuz is burning!!!

A Taco Bell Landscaper- Im so excited to seemy taco bell lanscapper step dad who takes me to la ZOO and shits his pants when he sees lions

Taco Bell Landscaper by SLAYYYbadass124 July 7, 2022