kids 

I like kids, you?

Dislike if your a kid

Like if you like kids

This is a joke kids!

kids by big man 22211155 January 26, 2022

kids 

referring to your crew, friends, homies, partners in crime.

rick - "dude, check out this killer weed i got.."

zach - "man, my kids out west grow waay better shit than that."

"your kids are wack bro."

"u gotta meet my kids back home, yall would get along great."

kids by pooey g July 7, 2008

kids 

The lazy way of saying 'just kidding'

Man, you look and smell like shit.
(Few seconds delay while the person looks at you with horror)
Kids. (Grin, and hope you get away with it)

kids by nuhuh11 April 9, 2009

kids 

testes

Am I ever in misery! I just took a shot in the kids!

kids by oldgeezer October 28, 2009

kids 

shit

excrament

little brown broken pieces of shit

holy fuck man, I almost shit my pants and
I just barely made it to the cosbey pool to drop off the kids

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!! SOME ONE DIDNT FLUSH THE SHITTER AND THIER KIDS ARE STILL FLOATING IN THERE (one of them still looks alive) (pokes at it with stick)

kids by joe clabough February 23, 2005

Kids 

Bratty little punks that never shut up and are always screaming in Walmart and piss my grandma off and she wants shoot them badly. Kids make horrible pets never bring them into your home or you will regret it

Kids never fucking shut up

Kids by Tiger Noir May 11, 2018

Kids 

Word used among middle class teenagers to describe pressing and important things to do

'how are the kids honey'?
'ok, but I still have to do that English coursework'

Kids by Orinoco June 11, 2006