Jones Crusher 

A girl who grinds down on your dick so hard while she's riding you that you get chaffed and sore. Originally from a Frank Zappa song.

1) That girl I banged last night was a Jones Crusher. My dick was so raw when I woke up it had scabs growing on it.

2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...

Jones Crusher by fishymonger February 21, 2011

jones wack

To hit a vape.
Jones = vape
Wack = to hit

Yo, can I get a Jones Wack?

jones wack by Barber Shop September 16, 2019

jones soda 

Jones Soda is possibly the most amazing soda out there. It comes in a wide variety of origional flavors like blue-bubblegum and strawberry lime as well as classics like cream soda. It comes in glass bottles with awesome lables that are always changing. Here is what they have to say about themselves : "Ya gotta make a living somehow; we chose the beverage world. Good old soda with a twist. No hidden meanings, no billion dollar ad campaigns, At Jones, we want you to buy lots of soda and recycle the bottles. The labels are kinda like our minds - always changing. Run with the little guy... create some change."

they have a website too, www.jonessoda.com

"Man, I'm thirsty, wanna run down to the corner store and grab some Jones'?"
"HELLZ YEA!"

jones soda by iamslowlyfading February 10, 2005

Jones Move 

noun.
An action that is so epic and clutch it deserves comparison to Indiana Jones. Just as Dr. Jones would come up with the perfect solution to a problem, so would the person who pulled off the Jones Move. Often seen in sports or in a dating setting, the Jones Move is an achievement and an honor.

Luke:You see that? Lakers down four, Kobe gets an And1 three over shaq. Goes into OT.
Erik: Jones Move.

Ryan: Dude, pulled Jessie's digits.
Matt: Her boyfriend didn't see you?
Ryan: Got out just before he arrived.
Matt: Jones Move.

Jones Move by Knowsense. December 17, 2008

Jones Soda co. 

the world's greatest soda company with unusual flavors like blue bubble bum, chocolate fudge, and turkey gravy.

jones soda co. is the best

Jones Soda co. by dusty August 7, 2004

jones'n 

to feend exesively , to crave heavily

i'm jones'n for a line

jones'n by bobthecock March 18, 2003

jones effect

Often used as a sales term to describe how to motivate a potential buyer to buy based on what other people are doing. Also referred to as "Keeping up with the Jones's."

Salesperson: "I just came from Mr. Jones and he liked my product so much he bought three." This is an example of the Jones Effect.

jones effect by jay-b-c May 18, 2009