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MTV Jersey Shore 

Yet another TV show / film that makes New Jersey look bad. This time, MTV is the creator and Seaside Heights is the setting. Instead of filming a show about people who are actually from the Jersey Shore, they focus on the stereotypical fist-pumping, spikey-haired, roid-shooting, shirtless guidos who travel down from New York in the summer.
JOHN FROM BELMAR, NJ:

"MTV Jersey shore was on again last night. You see it?"

MIKE FROM LONG BRANCH, NJ:

"No... I can't stand that fuckin show."

JOHN:

"Me neither."

MIKE:

"Yeah, fuck that show. If we see any film crews at the beach next summer, lets start a riot on the boardwalk."

JOHN:

"Now that would be a show worth watching..."
MTV Jersey Shore by Mr. Ferrari January 27, 2010
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Jersey Shore PA

A small town located in north central Pennsylvania surrounded by cow shit, cornfields, and murderous flocks of pigeons. Jersey Shore PA also offers a abundant amount of activities and sports including fishing, hunting,possum stomping, porcupine beating, and truck sluting. Gothics, wannabes, wiggers, are not excepted by the community. Black people,are accepted by everyone as long as they are more white than black. Individuals who wear carolinas, chew Copenhagen, and have sex with truck sluts are often the majority of the population.
When I get lonely I often drive my big jacked up Cummins through Jersey Shore PA in means of picking up a 16 year old truck slut who I will have sex with and never speak to you again.

TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT ACTIVITIES IN JERSEY SHORE PA

Person 1: yo man what are you up to?
Person 2: nothing much just sitting on my porch chewing Copenhagen and watching my dogs fuck.
Person 1: well I was calling to see if you wanted to go do something tonight, maybe porcupine beating?
Person 2: hell yeah man I'd love to do that let me just go to the thrift store downtown and pick up a new baseball bat.
Person 1: good idea I'm just going to use the 9 iron tonight.

Person 2: where are we going to go?
Person 1: we will probably just drive every possible backroad of Jersey Shore and Pine Creek till 4am.
Person 2: sounds like a plan dude I'll see you later.

NEXT MORNING........

Person 2: " has friend take a picture of person one and himself with 4 dead porcupines, a baseball bat, and a 9 iron and posts it to Facebook.

2 HOURS LATER. ...

Person 1: calls his dad frantically and asks if he can come bail him and dipshit out of jail.
Jersey Shore PA by The pre-cummer November 13, 2015

Jersey Shore Fucked 

The feeling you get about a show when you are watching it for the pure fact that you are disgusted by the people on it.
Yeh that last episode of The Circle was jersey shore fucked.

I feel jersey shore fucked after that last installment of TMZ.
Jersey Shore Fucked by Bendark July 31, 2012

Jersey Shore 

A really fucking stupid show about trashy fuckasses. I live in New Jersey, and it's NOTHING like that.
Jersey Shore is a disgrace to my state.
Jersey Shore by Ramm_Stein August 8, 2015

Jersey Shore Exemption 

Used to maintain credibility of taste even when you're watching something horrible on the grounds that it's hilarious.
I can keep my indie cred even though I watched Wild Wild West because of the Jersey Shore Exemption.

Jersey shore 

A stupid, dumbass show where the only reason the people are famous is because the men have sex every five seconds and a girl named snooky shows her cunt to everyone, mounts them, then punches them.
Playgirl bunny 1 "Did you see what I did to all those chicks?"

Playgirl bunny 2 "Ya, you should be on the Jersey Shore you whore."
Jersey shore by Vagpire November 29, 2010

Jersey Shore 

With the advent of the Jersey Shore on MTV, New Jerseyans have permanently secured their place as the laughing stock of this nation.
Jersey Shore by dogsread31 January 3, 2011