dicklomatic immunity

When you and your whole group of friends are immune to a persons authority because one of you is fucking her.

That RA can't file a IR against us, our buddy has been Fucking her for months so he has dicklomatic immunity now.

dicklomatic immunity by AjJohnson6969 September 2, 2016

Tingle Immunity 

The inability to tingle when listening to ASMR

I'm so angry because I have Tingle Immunity, it makes ASMR so boring!

Tingle Immunity by Cloudysaturnn January 13, 2021

Democrat immunity 

A principle by which testimony of select individuals will be considered truthful, no matter how absurd, as long as it aligns with the Party agenda and the purveyor of such information will held harmless and unidentified if possible.

The witness enjoyed Democrat immunity.

Democrat immunity by Grumpyoltrucker January 18, 2022

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend 

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020

Diplomatic Immunity 

A truly baffling and retarded rule that essentially means that as long as you're a diplomat you can get away with really anything. A source of irritation for New Yorkers due to UN diplomats incredible inability to park.

Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.

Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover

Diplomatic immunity proves diplomats don't have to live by the law. Look at the Wikipedia page and see how many assholes have gotten away with crimes we'd all be doing life for.

Diplomatic Immunity by Jltdkllr October 15, 2011

douchebag immunity 

The false principle that asserts to others the fact that you are automatically not a douchebag simply because you call other people douchebag.

Anytime Ashton Kutcher uses the word douchebag, he is claiming "douchebag immunity" Even though we all know that Ashton Kutcher is the King of All Douchebags.

douchebag immunity by Anty Dizzle October 29, 2009

dicklomatic immunity

Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.

My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.

dicklomatic immunity by Bongman7 October 16, 2006