bio-illogical clock 

The unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of spawning parasitical offspring.

As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.

bio-illogical clock by Onyx Lioness June 28, 2010

illogicy 

noun: the act of being uneducated while trying to be right, said best by an individual of questionable character.

Bro Alpha: Bro, I got 5 kills and you got 10, so basically I kind of sorta won. But I'ma let you win this round so you don't cry yourself to sleep again.

Bro Beta: Wtf bro, that's like illogicy at its finest.

illogicy by kamilien1 July 5, 2012

Illegitimate Rape

Illegitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which 2 consenting adults role play a rape fantasy involving the woman being vigorously tortured by the other party usually ending in what scientists are calling "The Money Shot".

"Ohhh no no no don't worry. Why? Because it was Illegitimate Rape this time."

Illegitimate Rape by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012

Illegitimutt 

A mixed breed canine whose paternal origins are unknown.

Yo dawg, my bitch in heat got pregnant and now she's gonna have a bunch of illegitimutts.

I listened to Bob Barker and got my bitch spayed 'cuz I ain't tryin' to raise no illegitimutts.

Bitch, don't get yo ass pregnant because there ain't no child support or welfare for illegitmutts!

Illegitimutt by Bull Dawg August 7, 2011

Illogicalparanoidaccuser 

Someone who gets off on accusing others of stealing, or theft. Guilt trip, superiority complex. A person who wants attention.

An illogical personality that may worsen with alcohol consumption.

One who enjoys putting guilt trips on people.

Someone who constantly accuses others of doing something that's UNTRUE!

That person is illogicalparanoidaccuser a for wrongfully accusing me of stealing a toothbrush.

Illogicalparanoidaccuser by NotEmbarrasingAtAll March 22, 2013

illegible sign-off 

When you have to sign off on something but the recipient actually needs to hear 'suck a bag of dick' or 'Go fuck yourself'

Dear Cst,

I'm so sorry that when you were so busy getting high on yourself and showing your powerful ability to have a complete lack of regard for human life, you bumped yourself on my elbow while you were throwing me around. In the future, instead of assaulting you with the sheer fact that my body even exists, I will hide in the bushes and try not to breath instead of asking for help.

(HANDWRITE ILLEGIBLE SIGN-OFF HERE),

( HAND WIRRTEN ILLEGIBLE SIGNATURE)

illegible sign-off by Iplantree June 26, 2020

Illegitimate Retard 

A person who was supposed to be born retarded.

Person 1: "Look at that bird."

Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard"

Illegitimate Retard by Orbitz21 February 27, 2022