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Bitch on a hovercraft 

A bitch who can move in all directions, But is a step below a Vector bitch.

They tend to juggle many people that they are screwing over at once and at a quick pace, they are manipulative and wretched little goobers.
That girl was cheating on that guy with three other guys and a girl!

Damn, Bitch on a hovercraft. that bitch can move!
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HoverRound 

A device used to transport people who cannot walk for themselves.

Slang for a person who dates someone of a much younger age.

It is also fun to substitute other words to yell, like "Drinkaround!" or "Smokearound" or "Cuparound!"
I was at the casino and this old lady kept hitting me in the back of the legs with her HoverRound... I spat on her kitten sweatshirt.

There goes Kara with her boyfriend... HOVERROUND!!!!!

Let's SMOKEAROUND!

hovercraft 

to be bad at picking up broads. and having no wheels
man i cant pick up any broads tonight i am hovercraft
man i got no wheels i am a hovercraft
hovercraft by gongerstein February 10, 2009

Hovercraft 

Someone who is always on the verge of passing out at parties or events with friends. Their head is usually doing a hovering or noding motion when you look at them..
D: Billy is hovercraftin' again
Billy: {wakes up} Huh....what...No man
Hovercraft by dirtyd420foryah October 17, 2010

Hovercrafted 

Farting so hard, you move in your seat.
I hovercrafted so hard, I almost shit my pants.
Hovercrafted by Naburkish October 4, 2014

Hovercraft 

When a really, REALLY fat girl (or guy or whatever) wears a dress with frilly skirt bits that hang down so the overhang makes it difficult to see their legs and they look like the skirts on a hovercraft as they're walking around. You show your appreciation and recognition of this fashion by making subtle BRRRRRRRR hovercraft noises as they walk past.
Jesus, Dave, have you seen what the whale in finance is wearing today? Hovercraft-mode ENGAGED! BRRRrrrrrrrr.....
Hovercraft by RoguePlank November 28, 2018

hovercraft 

BrE. collective noun for a certain kind of fish.

A school of fish, a pod of whales, a shiver of sharks, but a hovercraft of eels.
Joe: Gimme some eels. This will be the best meal of my life.
Fishmonger: Got you covered, bro. We sell them by the hovercraft.
hovercraft by dlatikay December 30, 2019