Huffing

The act of inhaling fumes of a volatile liquid (paint thinner, acetone, gas...) to get high. This does not physically get you high, but works by decreasing oxygen to your brain, which makes you feel high. If you huff too hard and too much you can die, and the lack of oxygen kills brain cells. Effects of huffing include, but are not limited to:

- Dizziness
- Decreased motor coordination and balance
- High feeling/increased mood

If you want to try huffing, I wouldn't recommend it. It really doesn't get you high at all, what little high you do get only lasts about 15 minutes, and there are much better drugs with less bad effects, such as ecstasy or a lot of caffeine.

I ran out of weed, so I'm back to huffing again.

Huffing by 4 LIFE May 28, 2013

Hoffin 

Hogging a coffin; to stand at an unacceptable distance from a coffin for to long so other people can’t visit

Ann was angry that I was hoffin during visiting hours at the morgue

Hoffin by Fratrick135 September 6, 2020

Lamb Hoofing

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!

1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"

Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"

Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"

2=

Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "

Lamb Hoofing by KaySof August 6, 2012

Hamster-Huffing 

Hamster Huffing was invented in the town of Lurgan in the late bronze age by chieftain Ryan McNeill during a bare-bollock wrestling match with gay giant Finn McCool. Legend has it that four-and-twenty orange fighting hamsters were intestinally huffed by flame-haired McNeill before he exploded in a ball of methane gas and pubic hair. His remains are believed to have been buried in the grounds of the Junior High School from whence it is believed he shall rise again, leading a zombie army of ginger gobshites on the day of Ragnarok . Hamster-huffers are recognisable by their hoodies. persistent smell of eggy-farts and the signature cry of "Yeoooooo" uttered at the peak of their huffing ecstasy).

Hollywood movie star Richard Gere was well known for his hamster-huffing exploits

Hamster-Huffing by GingerMcNeill August 31, 2012

Hiffing 

A laugh one has that only comes out of their nose. Breathing heavily out of your nose in laughter in place of out of your mouth.

"I was watching Comedy Central. The comedian made me hiff a lot."
"His joke made me hiff."
"I was hiffing a lot at how funny the new kid was.

Hiffing by kpillow August 31, 2010

Huffing hobo

That retard that starts to breve heavily for no reason and it’s super annoying

Ethan Michael Estree is a huffing hobo

Huffing hobo by I_live_withahobo November 9, 2019

gas huffing 

Gas huffing is the act of inhaling gasoline. The desired effect is a hallucinogenic high. It is very popular among younger teenagers that don't have access to Marijuana, alcohol or can't afford these more conventional drugs.

"You dudes want to go to my dad's garage from a gas huffing session?"

gas huffing by Travis Dean November 29, 2007