Have a blessed day. 

A day in which one's consciousness is not a grievance to you over what was done or not done, and one, in which God, your Mom, or the FBI/CIA/IRS, would bother you about.

"You folks have a blessed day."

Have a blessed day. by T.Circled April 5, 2020

Have a child day 

You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it

Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!

Have a child day by Hot Furry Sex UwU July 8, 2021

Have a magical day 

A less crude way to say, "Have a Disney day." To be used after Lisa's answering machine salutation is ruined by the revelation of double a entendre.

Thanks, Scott, now I can't say, "Have a disney day." What can I say now? I've got it, Have a magical day! Now DON'T ruin that one for me.

Have a magical day by smr101 July 31, 2006

Have a good day 

seriously are you fucking joking right now? you really search for "have a good day"??
if your enemy say this to you, they probably hope you die in a car crash.
synonym: have a good one, have a good night..etc,..

me: why did this odd bitch tell me to "have a good day"?

Have a good day by ɹǝʇsᴉs ǝlqɐɹopɐ ɹnoʎ ɐuuɐ January 1, 2019

Have a nice day.com 

When you want to wish someone a good day but didn't want it to be so easy

Guy 1: Aight ima head out
Guy 2: Have a nice day.com
Guy 1: Well uhh thanks

Have a nice day.com by Nice day.com for everyone January 11, 2021

have a woman day

Go fuck yourself. General said to a woman who is not helpful.

Ugg. Fine. Thanks anyway. Have a Woman day.

have a woman day by StarryCoffee March 8, 2023

have a beautiful day! 

A way for gang members to let each other know police is on a way to them (as goons don't usually tell each other to have a beautiful day); it's usually for dealers, to warn someone and not to be charged for helping for aiding. Often used in west and northside of florida. (usually "you too" is ask for help to escape)

- Ay; you 'bout to have a beautiful day, homie
- Aight, thanks g;

- Something stopped me otw; i'll catch you later, have a beautiful day!
- Shit; thanks for letting me kno'

- Have a beautiful day!

- you too
- be there in 5

have a beautiful day! by howallnicknamesaretaken March 22, 2023