worldwide handsome

Worldwide handsome is Kim Seokjin from Korean boy group BTS. He has said this before on interviews during the BBMAS and after BTS had won for top social artist.

SJ: I am...worldwide handsome

worldwide handsome by Jiminie_mochi1013 June 12, 2017

Handshakes with Snakes 

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

Handshakes with Snakes by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016

diamond hands 

Fortitude in continuing to hold an extremely risky financial position. This fortitude may take the form of either refusing to sell a badly losing position (waiting for it to recover while risking even larger losses), or refusing to sell a highly profitable position (waiting for even greater gains while risking the loss of earlier gains).

I sold my bitcoins when they went from $250 to $2500, but my brother has diamond hands, he held his bitcoins until they hit $10k.

diamond hands by ruapirate March 14, 2020

Toddler Hands

When a grown man has freakishly small hands like a toddler.

Look he can barely hold a cup, his toddler hands are too small to hold the handle.

Toddler Hands by dawnnhelene October 27, 2011

Scomo Handshake 

When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.

So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.

Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.

"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."

Scomo Handshake by WazfromAus January 3, 2020

my hands are lightning

You act quickly and decisively when an important choice is made.

My hands are lightning on my guns!

my hands are lightning by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2020

shit in my hands and clap 

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .

Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.

shit in my hands and clap by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013