Hampton Grey 

The color of my eyes, the color of safety. Call my name and I’ll come keep you safe

“Hampton Grey”

Hampton Grey by Hampton Grey April 8, 2021

hampton, va 

A city located in the tidewater region. In hampton you can see the bay anywhere within a 5 min walk, and you can see the ghetto anywhere within a 3 min walk. On the shorelines you can find the wealthy, and just 2 blocks over you can find the slums. The NFL is basically composed of players from Hampton High School and Phoebus High School. Every black man knows not to venture into Fox Hill for fear of the rednecks, and every redneck fears the mean streets of Shell Road as well as Rip Rap Road. All of the white kids are now wiggers snorting coke 21 hours out of the day. Kids come back from college (Radford, Va Tech, or JMU) to learn that the striaght edge kids from high school, now are "drug dealers" or at least they think so. In all honesty, if you want some good seafood or a crack rock , Hampton is a great place to visit.

person 1 - Do you know where I can get some coke?

person 2 - Dude, are you kidding me? Any white kid in town.

hampton, VA is suburbia turned into urban within two blocks

hampton, va by David Lemons May 13, 2006

Hampton Manor

A small puddle situated between East Greenbush, NY and Rentler. A large amount of crackhoes and their drunk kids have taken refuge in the piece of shiznit neighborhoods surrounding this disgusting cess pool. Empty cough sizzurp bottles line the streets and the deformed children pollute the East Greenbush Central School District with their A.D.D. and meth fueled antics.

"Hey man, you want to go fishing down in the Manor?" - Steve

"Hampton Manor? What are you on drugs? I don't want to get stabbed today." - Eric

"Dude, at least it's less scummy than Nassau." - Steve

"True dat, holmes." -Eric

Hampton Manor by The Slizzurd December 3, 2010

Hampton Bays 

A beautiful, tiny town in the famous Hamptons of Long Island, part of the larger, more famous town of Southampton. Though it may be small it is the most populated of the Hamptons year round. It thrives in the summer when the usually small town blooms with tourists whom the locals call "cidiots".
It is not the richest of the Hamptons but it is still very nice
The beaches are exquisite and some of the local food, such as that at Slow Jack's is great.
There are many pizza places, nail/hair salons and chinese food places which the people who live there think is quite funny.

hamptons southampton ponquogue cidiots Slo Jack's hampton bays

Hampton Bays by malloroid April 17, 2009

Hampton Boys 

people who go there act smart but they are really just stupid. many boys interact with the LEH girls next door but never with the Hampton High boys and girls. many of the “rebels” go to the back of the school in the place called “the mound” and vape

person 1: damn do you see the boy joe with his girlfriend

person 2: yeah he goes to hampton boys

Hampton Boys by user53528920-262792 January 26, 2020

Hampton Park 

People arn't scared to walk around in parachute pants and jackets, matching ones, might i add. Their bongs are attached to their heads and they don't go a day without harassing young girls at the Hampton Park Shops.

ey brudda, you got any spare change?

Hampton Park by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005

Hampton Beach 

Hampton Beach is a small trashy beach on the coast of New Hampshire. Known for its boardwalk shops which supply ninja stars and drug paraphernalia to the 12 year old punks who roam O Street. The scenery includes: cigarettes, pregnant girls smoking cigs with their skinny shirtless boyfriends and one mile of 0 mph traffic. People who actually live in Hampton take the beach for what it really is; however, Massachusetts's residents think it is God's gift to the world.

Where do you live?

Hampton, Nh.

OMG i love hampton beach!
dude that's the shittiest beach on the seacoast.

I really need a new bong and wanna work on my tan.

Let's go to Hampton Beach!

Hampton Beach by mypseudonymwastakenagain March 17, 2011