Haiku

When a nude is sent

I once got a haiku.

Haiku by Yeetmaster December 9, 2018

Haiku

fucking retard whos hits the worst trickshots ive ever seen. Not only is he weird but he loves smelling farts and kissing guys

“Is that haiku?” “Who the weird kid sticking his nose up my ass?” Yeah it is him!

Haiku by grog flod September 9, 2021

Haiku

There is no rhyme or reason to what a person has said. Basically meaning the person doesn’t make sense.

Sam: “Have you ever wondered what it’s like to eat skittles underwater”

Matt: “You’re acting like a Haiku”

Haiku by Marterproductions June 1, 2025

Haiku-ka-choo 

n. short Japanese poetry set to music or read with a musical accompaniment.

Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).

I thought it was just a regular poetry reading, but it turned out to be some of the most foot-tapping haiku-ka-choo!

Haiku-ka-choo by Anthony Sheppard November 7, 2010

haiku flatulence 

Farts artfully expressed in a strict 5-7-5 haiku formation.

He got up onstage, passing unparalleled and beautiful haiku flatulence, quickly bringing his audience to tears.

haiku flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019

haiku poo 

Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.

A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....

ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする

Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru

Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu

Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru

Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush

haiku poo by Zachariah Langley 13 May 4, 2018

Haiku anarchist 

(noun) Writer of Haiku poetry whom purposely breaks the rules that define it as Haiku; and thus deaming it 'Un-haiku. A rebel poet, 'Sparkmanism'.

Clay was an amazing writer and poet, specializing in Haiku, although he creates his own rules, and thus becoming a 'Haiku Anarchist'!

Haiku anarchist by lisagaia June 20, 2011