Definitions by lisagaia

MacGyver 

The ability to solve or fix complex problems with brains and simple items such as duck tape, empty pen tubes, chewing gum and paper clips, all in the face of danger. Reference is from the show ‘MacGyver’. (Can also be used as a noun or verb)

The fisherman MacGyvered his broken pole five minutes before he caught a monster sturgeon using only duck tape and dental floss.

MacGyver by lisagaia August 2, 2019

Gription

The force it takes to unscrew a tight lid, the act of using your grip to open or loosen something.

That took a lot of gription to get the lid off. gription

Gription by lisagaia July 3, 2016

Haiku anarchist 

(noun) Writer of Haiku poetry whom purposely breaks the rules that define it as Haiku; and thus deaming it 'Un-haiku. A rebel poet, 'Sparkmanism'.

Clay was an amazing writer and poet, specializing in Haiku, although he creates his own rules, and thus becoming a 'Haiku Anarchist'!

Haiku anarchist by lisagaia June 20, 2011

flaberjoobled 

confused, chaotic, stressed out, annoyed

She was totally flaberjoobled after chaperoning the high school field trip

flaberjoobled by lisagaia April 19, 2010