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Gummy worming

When a guy had been drinking and cannot get it up, but tries, thinking "if I can just get it in it will get hard" his penis creating the feeling of a gummy worm on the womans vagina and/or leg.
"Ricky was so drunk last night that he just kept gummy worming me and we never went all the way "
Gummy worming by Rallytime May 15, 2013

gummy farts 

Slang for what is often booming and extended flatulence precipitated by consuming fiber gummies.
It’s an obvious gummy farts production, an undeniable symphony composed by my nightly healthy habit of supplementing my fiber intake with enough fiber gummies to create all of this classical gas.
gummy farts by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

Gummy Wormer 

An individual with a soft penis fetish. Someone who prefers performing oral on a flaccid cock.
I had a little touch of the whiskey dick the other night. I was afraid Dana was going to be pissed but found out she's a gummy wormer. Best soft head ever braaaahhhhh.
Gummy Wormer by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Gummy Cow! 

A lolcow on the SuperMarioLogan wiki who does nothing but sit his ass down and scroll through the SML Wiki and he has no other life, he is a socially awkward and anti social person who spends all of his time on the internet and isolates himself from the outside world, he's a very immature person for a 19 year old as well, he also says garbage like "AYAYA!" like shut the fuck up. There is no way this guy has friends in real life and all he does is use the internet, he uses the wiki while at his job as well. He also works at McDonalds like haha he probably eats all of the burgers because he's so fat and unhealthy!
Gummy Cow! is an SML Wiki staff.
Gummy Cow! by Matthew Hernendez February 21, 2023

Gummy Cracker 

An absurdly small penis.
-Dude, have you seen James? He has a gummy cracker!
Gummy Cracker by bazorky December 10, 2017

gummy musket 

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.
I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.
gummy musket by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011