governator 

current governor of California

CALIFORNIA: the Governator is going to PUMP YOU UP!

governator by Vinny October 26, 2003

governator 

Arnold Schwarzenegger, currently the governor of California.

"My mission is to be the governor."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Who sent you?"
-John Connor

"You did. 35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be the governor of California, in this time."
-Arnie

"This is deep..."
-John

***

"I'll be back."
-Arnie during another election

governator by Dave February 16, 2004

governator 

A ruthless cyborg killing machine (Schwarzenegger) created by SkyNet (Republican Party). SkyNet will send this killer cyborg back in time to kill our founding fathers before they can write our Constitution that gives rights to every American.

Listen. Understand. That Terminator is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear... and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

governator by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

governator 

A machine send back in time to terminate Gray Davis and becomes the first robot governer ever.

Reinaldo DelValle is fucked up man.

governator by zimmm is gay August 16, 2004

Governator 

A washed up, fat ass republican suffering from hypogonadism due to a diminshed supply of now outlawed anobolic steroids. After his long lived sucess in body building and kicking sand in whimps faces at the beach. The Governator moved on to become a action movie hero. Although never able to master the art of the English language, the Governator has been an inspiration to the cognitively challenged all over the world. (except Austria) Taking the higher moral ground for his political aspirations, the Governator declared himself a Repubican and headed to Sacramento with his 7 Hummers, Cuban Cigars and lofty, ambiguous goals for taking down "Special Interests" such as 86 year old ladies healthcare plans, one legged police officer's pensions, and cutting back funding to those girly girl teachers who tried to teach him English. Although exihibiting himself as a tough guy who even brandished a 2 foot knife for the media while "Slashing" the budget, the poor Governator turned tail and ran from some crazy trash talking redneck from Atascadero, California in May of 2010. The Governator refuse the glory of the Octagon and chose be be just plain ol' gone. Fair thee well sweet prince.

Dude, did you hear the Governator was afraid to step into the ring with some trash talking redneck from the sticks? I guess all those years of flexing in women's panties were some kind of sign. Maybe he's spooning with Rush right now.

Governator by J Conner June 23, 2010

governator 

Arnold Schwazenegger is....half man, half governor.

He proves to be an unbeatable candidate. How does he prove this? By blasting the liberal left and get away with it! Even George W. Bush wouldn't be able to do that!

Only one man can make a remark that offends homosexuals and get away with it...

Only one man can have a history of sexual harassment and have women at his rallies holding up signs that says 'you can harass me any day!'...

Only one man can motivate people to vote in something other than the presidential election...

The Governator!

Governator: Gray Davis, I shall terminate you!

Gray Davis: All that ass-kissing and I get booted because of a popular movie star! Damn, I must have been a bad governor!

Average voter: Good job, genius. You spotted the problem years after the voters did.

governator by BusinessMan September 2, 2005

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wait... since when the fuck has a little bit of gropping and sexual harrassment bothered the democrats.... isn't that sort of their specialty?

Yeah, CLinton had a lot of respect for women, that's why he was in a sham marraige and fucked everything that crossed the white house lawn

governator by Anonymous October 7, 2003