Governmedia

That certain recursive entity resulting from the corruption and collusion that merges government agencies and media entities into a single, self-sustaining, propaganda machine.

A Governmedia purports to be two separate, law-abiding entities when it is, in reality, a single lawless, two-faced beast.

The first face is the "trusted" news anchor face that leverages its perceived neutrality and credibility to persuade and mislead the general public into believing the other face: the officially authorized government liar face that consorts with the first face because it spent all of its own credibility on scandals, deceptions, deceit and duplicity.

Governmedia's effectively demonize national undesirables, foreign nations and their leaders, generate wealth for their own nation's elite and gradually morph democracies into fascist regimes.

If you didn't already know, the confirmation that the US is ruled by a Governmedia came when Tony Snow "left" Fox News and became the White House press secretary.

by Shandooga McGluckfeez January 3, 2009

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

Governmentally Skullfucked

To have your eye removed from your socket and boned in the socket by the Gov.

We tried to raid area 51 and we were totally Governmentally skullfucked.

by Marky mark and de funky bunch! August 7, 2010

Governmental nonsense

Nonsense as it pertains to governments or any sort of rule/policy makers/deciders.

I had to make an email address to add this definition, that’s governmental nonsense.

by Just another rando December 24, 2021

Governmental

A state of Moronicness only achieved by those in power, who have no idea of what to do with it.

President Bush's governmental attitude, will only led the US and it's allies lower in the opinions of other countries within the United Nations.

by A J V April 15, 2007

Governmental

The stupidest of the stupid things done by people who have too much time on their hands.

Spending 6 million dollars on a 20 grand project is just governmental.

by Thrashbull August 18, 2012

Governmentard

A Governmentard is one who legislates poorly or not at all, and the laws he/she puts into effect(or fails to put into effect) tend to harm the governed.

Alternately, the governmentard can be one who legislates solely to keep office, or keep others from staying in office. The best way to be sure that you have identified a governmentard is to determine whether or not they have any useful purpose in government, whatsoever. If they are useless or detrimental, then you have yourself a prime example of a governmentard.

Example 1: The House Republicans in July 2011 are total governmentards- their proposed legislation which they have artificially connected to the debt ceiling, which they can't even agree upon, threatens the financial future of the globe, and everyone knows their sole purpose is to keep Obama from being reelected.

Example 2: John Boner(a fictitious character not to be confused with anyone in office, past or present) is a prime governmentard- he will damage our country just so the Republican party can inherit the earth. Have they considered what it is that they will inherit?

by aidsdate.com July 28, 2011