giffer 

description of a cap wearing old person (victor meldrew)a cross between git and duffer.

sod off you old giffer

giffer by stuaey September 3, 2004

guffed 

breaking wind, letting rip, farting

phewwww can you smell that i've just guffed!!!!!!

guffed by marie August 5, 2003

gofer 

(noun) A term for an employee, servant, or slave whose primary responsibility is to fetch items and bring them back to his or her boss, master, or owner. Formed by contraction of the words "go for". As in: "Go for coffee, go for doughnuts, go for whatever we need you damn 'gofer'."

"I sent my gofer for coffee over twenty minutes ago. If he doesn't get back soon, I'm dropping his health care benefits!"

gofer by Dusty Bottoms May 28, 2003

Dunn Goofed 

The act of drinking and driving like a JackAss, then plowing your expensive ride through 20 trees at 150 MPH.

JackAss' Ryan Dunn dunn goofed after shredding his Porsche, himself, and a friend though trees after a night of drinking.

Dunn Goofed by marybethjones June 21, 2011

Golfers Ass 

Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece

Tyler: I just shot 95 and I also got Golfers Ass what a disaster
Tom: Dude!

Golfers Ass by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006

gaffelighting 

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter

When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you

gaffelighting by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020

goofey 

Goofey - my nickname.
It's spelled with an "E" and it does not have any connection to the word "goofy" you slow retarded fucks.
@yefoog

Thank you.

Yo, Goofey! Wanna hop on COD bro?
It's a fucking nickname. Tards.

goofey by Wisksoso February 25, 2021