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danny glover 

Danny Glover- n.
To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.
-Fredrick was impressed with the gracefullnes of Jonhnston's 'Danny Glover' as performed on Martha.

-"To err is human, to give a 'Danny Glover' is divine".
danny glover by Brocktoon May 18, 2006
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reverse Danny Glover 

the martial art of swiftly jabbing your hand into the mouth of an unsuspecting yawner, causing projectile vomiting onto the hand of the attacker, in which case, the attackee is pantsed and vomit is wiped across their defenseless ass.

It is taken from the Danny Glover, just reversed.
While he yawned, she quickly stuck her hand into his gaping mouth, causing him to spew all over her hand. She then pulled his pants down and smeared his vomit across his white ass.

HEY! You just reverse Danny Glovered me!

That's right asshole!

robbie glover 

Famous singer, has number ones in Europe and record of the year, as well as Dee Tails from MN8, Bradley from S Club 7 featuring on his tracks, remixes from Robert Vadney (Oakenfold) and Robbie T, on Sony/Ministry albums worldwide and a vinyl release alongside John Legend.
Number one music star Robbie Glover was heard on BBC Radio One's 1xtra last night.
robbie glover by AmethystRubyStone December 15, 2015

Danny Glover 

a turd so horrific that the turdee may not survive to do another; an "im getting too old for this"shit; a lethal weapon.
just birthed a Danny Glover in there, feels like my arse is inside out now

Crispin Glover 

The hottest and most talented actor around today.
Crispin Glover by Candi May 26, 2003
To go Glover
v.
intrns.
The state of being too old for something, particularly this shit.

"I don't mean to go Glover on this shit, but I can't be rolling on a school night."

A Danny Glover Moment 

The feeling that after an incident of debauchery, foolishness, partying or carousing which that exhausts an individual of all physical, mental and emotional faculties. It is at this point when said indidividual realizes they are "getting too old for this shit".

Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.
"Man, I'm having a Danny Glover Moment after all that blow we did last night."

"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."

"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."
A Danny Glover Moment by Roos26 October 29, 2012