frying bacon in the nude

A real bad idea

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

The Frying Man

An alternative to the popular program 'The Lion Man'. A fat repulsive paedo who works as a job centre advisor moves to a shared house where he lives on a diet of hideous smelling non branded foods cooked in cheap oil. The camera crews follow him in his every day life of agraphobia, depression and waiting outside schools in long jackets at home time.

"mummy, there's a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh shit its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors"

by Roderick Van Chuffsplitz August 1, 2009

frying pan

A cooking item that old ladies hit criminals with.

The 90 year old woman that was being robbed hit the robber with a frying pan, knocking him out cold.

by Mickpurple20 October 4, 2012

frying pan

Something you hit a bad person over the head with.

Hey you: see my frying pan? whack! now you've seen it! goodbye!

by loveblue92 September 15, 2012

fryingpansexual

not discriminating against any food that is cooked in a cast iron skillet. for the love of all things fried

i dont care what my baby is frying up, i'm a fryingpansexual, i'll eat anything and love it.

by shyguybri December 10, 2010

out of the frying pan and into the fire

Going from one bad situation into a worse one. Also used to define a choice as being less than optimal.

Boss: "If you don't want to work late tonight, you can always come in this weekend."

by dvsjr March 8, 2004

frong

for real, on god

franklin d roosevelt: damn chad, you have no game

chad: frong 🥺😰😭

by ombgimmeanamealready April 20, 2022