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Forts Syndrome 

An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.
Forts Syndrome by Ebby's Revenge February 25, 2010

Fartistic Licence 

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide
"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."
Fartistic Licence by bromp February 18, 2010
We could go and get forties. Then we'd go to some party. Oh really? Your folks are away now. Alright lets go. I'll be right there. -12:51-The Strokes
forties by drewandfabfan February 23, 2004
A term used for how big an ass is
Hey you see how big of an ass my girls got”
“Yeah she got that fortass!”
Fortass by YxngJhit January 29, 2021

ovarian fortitude 

I finally had the ovarian fortitude to dump his ass.
ovarian fortitude by enigmaticatbest September 6, 2010

fortissississimo

"The orchestra sang fortissississimo..."

"Your fucking ears must've bled!"