"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was
responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared
the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly
reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."