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valley forge 

when a male uses any combination of ice, jizz, and spit as lubricant (typically after an avalanche or polar bear) for titty fucking a chick whose nipples have become hardened by the cold on her chest.

Term comes from the sexual act's similarity to the valley forge mission during the revolutionary war in which men attempted to transport cannons through snow and harsh conditions between the mountains.
"Dude, did you hear? Mike got shit-faced on the fourth of july, and to commemorate the men of valley forge and those who died for our freedom, he dressed up as George Washington and gave your daughter a valley forge while her friends and everyone watched and videotaped it. I've got copies of it on dvd if you wanna buy it. That shit was so tight it could take the condom off a fetus. we basically ran the polar express on that bitch. maybe next year you shouldn't spend all july 4th cutting hair with grandma"

fire in the forge 

A man has to pee but holds it through a 2 or more hour presentation. When it's painful pleasantry finally comes out, that is a fire in the forge.
You alright man? You held that five hours!
Yeah, I had a real fire in the forge.
fire in the forge by The 69th Moose February 10, 2015

cock forge 

fucken gayist cunts ever who raped the toughest band ever OPTO MAGIS cause they are to gay.
"I hate COCK FORGE cos they are so gasy!"
cock forge by kier November 3, 2003

nut forge 

Extremely tight undergarment that little queers in training are forced to wear by their fag parents so that they have a high-pitched voice.
It was such a drag that my mom Bruce made me wear a nut forge every day except sunday, when I was forced to walk around with knees tied to my elbows in front of dad's "sewing" club.
nut forge by Jaggo March 20, 2004

"a la forge" 

To cook something on a George Foreman Grill. It can be any food, even ice cream.
Those turkey burgers were cooked "a la forge" and were delicious.
"a la forge" by platypusdung December 9, 2008

The Forge way 

Something within the Vfcc handbook. Something you would do in front of don meyer.
I heard Johnny had sex on the nature trail, definitely not the forge way
The Forge way by yayavfcc December 15, 2011