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someone who flosses their ass with a shoelace
dude are you flossing your ass with a shoelace

false flosser 

someone who is flashy or otherwise superficially implies wealth but who is really broke; pretending to have money.
Johnny is a false flosser with his nice car and fancy jewelry. But he doesn't work and lives with his mom!
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.
To be absolouted fucking grossed out..

Or fucked up.
OMG thats so fross"

Thats so frossed"

Frossed bitch"
Frossed by Emily_Soraya December 19, 2010
those, who think they are all heavy, like tony montana, but rather they floss their ass with a shoe lace.
that hairy chested man is a "flosser"

that flosser over there, really likes to suck balls

he thinks he's though, but he's just a flosser
flosser by Van April 16, 2005

flossendectomy 

A flossendectomy is necessary when you get your floss stuck in your teeth and have to go to the dentist to get it removed,
Flossid means anything boring like if someone is lame, or quiet
Bro what yhu wanna do today

Nothing to be honest

Bro yhu being mad flossid no cap
flossid by 🎚️ December 4, 2023