2 definition by the one and only shmian

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The coolest person ever!!
also called ian or shmi
hello im shmian the coolest person ever
by the one and only shmian April 19, 2005

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someone who flosses their ass with a shoelace
dude are you flossing your ass with a shoelace
by the one and only shmian May 10, 2005

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