Flatulante 

A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.

Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!

Flatulante by Justin Appropriate October 20, 2014

flatchulated 

(past tense)
to have passed gas, Farted, made a stinky,

Oppps, I just flatchulated

flatchulated by daddyo' April 4, 2007

Factulated 

The act of spewing out worthless facts about topics nobody cares about.

"I just asked Dean what time it was and he just factulated all over me"

Factulated by Crispy2214 October 21, 2009

flatulatio 

The act of a male passing gas while receiving oral sex from a partner.

Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.

Bob: "So how'd it go last night?"

Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."

Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"

Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."

Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."

flatulatio by TaciturnBadger July 1, 2011

endocranial flatulation 

Pseudo-scientific euphemism for brain fart. The act of temporarily forgetting what one is doing and/or performing an act which would normally considered to be stupid or sub-par for one's intelligence.

Wow... I can't believe that Al sent that email attachment of everyone's salary to the whole company! Must have been a huge endocranial flatulation.

endocranial flatulation by Dale Hemrick February 11, 2008

oceanic flatulation 

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.

Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.

oceanic flatulation by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006

ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION 

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.

Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!

ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION by weave August 10, 2003