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beard fishing 

When a man who usually has a beard and appears attractive loses his beard and his attractiveness. Catfishing but for men.
Wow he totally is beard fishing me, I never knew his jawline was so weak.

Couch Fishing 

A game created by Beavis and Butthead. You dig random items out of your couch, attach them to a fishing rod and hook, and toss the baited hook out of the closest window to the couch and wait for animals/people to grab the item, then reel 'em in.
Hey Beavis, let's go couch fishing..
Couch Fishing by coalnine August 28, 2009

Pity Fingering 

When a guy comes too quickly during sex and the girl is left unsatisfied, it is common courtesy to offer to finish her off with the hands or mouth. It is also an act of pity if she was very close but the guy beat her to the finish line. Best undertaken without drawing attention to the fact that it is, in fact, out of pity.
Girl: oh yeah! oh my god, it's going to happen, i'm so close, aah aaah aaaaa-
Boy: -orgasms- im really sorry...
Girl: ...oh
Boy: do you want me to finish you off?
Girl:i don't want your pity fingering... -sulk-
Pity Fingering by woo&t August 13, 2010

Confirmand Fingering 

When a young fellow accidentally starts fingering the butthole, instead of the vagina, due to his inexperience
it hurt, when he started confirmand fingering me

Fishing in the tuna boat 

Performing hot oral sex on a wet and willing female.
Candy spread her legs and Carla went right in for a little fishing in the tuna boat.

Fat fishing

Similar to cat fishing but solely when someone's online profile portrays them as being far skinnier than they actually are.
that red head from tinder the other week, was totally fat fishing me, her selfie and filter game was on point
Fat fishing by Drath1995 October 18, 2017