A Farquaad is an arrogant man/male who makes others feel inferior through posturing and excessively asserting themselves during conversations.

They present themselves as being of superior intellect and use their tone of voice to belittle others and minimise attention when proven incorrect.

They are a caricature of a person. You sense inauthenticity & bravado when around this person.

The term Farquaad comes from the Shrek character Lord Farquaad.

You are having a meal with a group of friends and a guy is telling you exactly what he thinks about a topic and why your stance is incorrect. You start to feel less intelligent than him & begin to doubt your thoughts - even though you know you are correct.

He's a farquaad.

Farquaad by SCD123 March 2, 2024

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Farquadian

Described as relating to Lord Farquaad

If you vote for me, we can experience a farquadian future

Farquadian by Conehanger September 11, 2024

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Lord Farquaad

A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.

Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."

Lord Farquaad by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019

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