jewish excellence 

An attractive female Jew, that exemplifies the redeming qualities of the Jewish people without being a bitch.
The opposite of a J.A.P.

Person A: Damn Bro, look at Mami over there!
Person B: Nah, she aint my type.
Person A: Whatchu mean fool?
Person B: You know I don't settle for anything less than Jewish Excellence

jewish excellence by SloppTopp March 1, 2019

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich 

A cheese sandwich that pairs most excellently with watching the Bill and Ted series.

Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles

Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.

Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.

Enjoy!

I’ll be god damned if I don’t eat a mother fucking Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich every time I watch Bill and Ted!

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich by FreeGuitarLessons August 28, 2020

quality and excellence 

The two words used by the administration of any given American public school to describe its success. Often overused to the point where the words "Quality" and "Excellence" lose any and all meaning. Even if the school has had actual success in the past, the staff will always fall back on "Quality and Excellence" to describe the school as a whole, failing to use any other adjective. This is often seen in underfunded public schools in the Midwest, such as Williamston High School.

See also: "Robust", "Challenging", and "Long-standing".

"As the principal, I will insure a quality and excellence education for the students."

"Our dedication to educational excellence has never been more resolute."

"We are an incredible building with a strong, rich tradition of excellence... and uh... we have a very strong teaching staff."

quality and excellence by Average Idiot February 8, 2021

An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. 

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.

Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.

An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022

excellent 

An item or experience of superlative value.

Wow! That Annie's Mac 'n Cheese with parmesan, blue cheese, salsa, Newman's Own and raisins was really excellent!!!

excellent by Bahrainz November 18, 2002

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety 

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety by your real nаme November 15, 2021

fucking excellent 

good
brilliant
a term to show the greatness of command and conquer: generals series

Command & Conquer: Generals is fucking excellent

fucking excellent by ska April 25, 2004