4 definitions by RealMr.SpyCrab1

When you are so bored that you type in a zig zag pattern , skipping one so that way you don't feel stupid.
Guy 1: wtf are you doing
Guy 2: I'm typing pknhtfxsq
Guy 1: how did you say that in real life
Guy 2: idk
by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022
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Me : Sorry i have crewophobia, can you please retract that statement and kill yourself.
by RealMr.SpyCrab1 October 8, 2022
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The wicked plot against the righteous and gnash their teeth at them; but the Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming. The wicked draw the sword and bend the bow to bring down the poor and needy, to slay those whose ways are upright.
Retarded faggot on twitter : ERM, YOU SHOULD KYS FOR SAYING GOD BLESS YOU TO ME!!!
Me internally : Just remember Psalm 37:13 , his day shall come...
by RealMr.SpyCrab1 December 29, 2022
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A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022
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