Everlasting Jobstopper

1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker

I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.

Everlasting Jobstopper by PissedOffIllinoisan May 21, 2020

Everlasting Gobbstopper 

an extremely satisfying sexual action.

1) place your penis in a girls mouth
2) right before you climax shove it in as far as it goes.
3) as you are doing this, pinch her nose so that she has to draw breath in through her mouth and from around your penis.
4) listen to the sound as she chokes and gurgles.
5)thrust into the back of her throat until she throws uo all over your groin.
6) now listen as she struggles for breath with your penis still in her mouth, tasting her own puke.

congratulations you have completed a successful everlasting gobbstopper.

golly gee!! i did an everlasting gobbstopper on my girlfriend last night and her mom yelled at me cause she had to clean up!!!

Everlasting Gobbstopper by Broffir March 31, 2008

everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason

Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.

everlasting jobstopper by jpatt April 9, 2007

evarlast 

extremely cheap and stingy.

this evarlast bitch won't even buy a cell phone.

evarlast by mahat ghandi March 13, 2007

everlusting love

an unwavering willingness to engage in a sexually charged encounter with a person whose level of attractiveness and performance makes their desirability one of longevity.

Miranda: Hey Tim, what did you get up to last night?
Tim: Had Laura over.
Miranda: No surprise there, you guys always seem to be willing to reconnect.
Tim: Yah, it's an everlusting love.

everlusting love by moostone January 12, 2010

everlasting yay 

the essence of cocaine

you know we got that everlasting yay!

everlasting yay by that gangsta bih April 4, 2008

Everlasting Gobstopper 

The cock, penis, wang, meat stick, gut pounder.

"Mr. jackson, what are you doing?"
"tasting your Everlasting Gobstopper"

Everlasting Gobstopper by Jacob The Awsomest September 2, 2005