emergency shit 

the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion

As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.

emergency shit by justtoobad February 23, 2009

Emeryess 

Someone of high stature and standards. Strives for excellence in everything they do. Playful gets along with others, vibrant, artistic and creative.

Wow she took 30 mins to draw that picture but it looks mad good. She's so emeryess.

SHE'S BUILT DIFFERENT, SHE IS SO EMERYESS.

Emeryess by geofff November 19, 2020

intergalactic emergency 

When niggas from outa space start takin' yo dank ass weed.

Those aliens are taking our weed, this is an intergalactic emergency!

intergalactic emergency by Tum$ February 10, 2014

Emergence 

a doujinshi made by an artist called "shindol".

normie: hey who's this Saki Yoshida?

some guy on the internet: Oh, she's from Emergence, simply go to this link, nhentai.net/g/177013

Emergence by suzutski December 17, 2018

Emergency Backup Ting 

Originally from @CoochieObtainer101#3243 on discord, An emergency backup ting is an image or video that is somewhat incriminating and can be used to further extort a person for the lolz.

"(takes screenshot) That's emergency backup ting 100!!!"

Emergency Backup Ting by MyG2012 May 11, 2019

Emeryess 

Someone of high stature and standards. Strives for excellence in everything they do. Willing to go out of one's way to help others. Personality: Playful gets along with others, vibrant, caring, artistic, and creative, etc.

1. Wow she took 30 mins to draw that picture but it looks mad good. She's so emeryess.
2. *saves a dog from a tree* Bystander: How can I be as emeryess as Em ?

Emeryess by geofff November 19, 2020

emergency air drop 

taking a poo while suspending yourself over the toilet, whether it be by holding onto the sides of the cubicle or hanging from the roof.

jordan wanted to impress his friends so he hung onto the roof and took an "emergency air drop"

emergency air drop by builtlikeabrickshithouse December 3, 2011