Elmer’s Sock 

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

Elmer’s Sock by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

Elmer Fudd 

A person who has the Elmer Fudd speach impediment. Usually fun to joke about.

Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting students.- Ron Berlin aka Elmer Fudd

Elmer Fudd by jokemonkey November 27, 2006

Elmer's Buttplug 

the little bit of dried glue that gets stuck in the tube of glue that prevents the bottle from releasing the glue

"My bottle of glue has an elmer's buttplug"

Elmer's Buttplug by DonTheGamer777 October 8, 2016

Elmer Phitts 

He was born to Donna phitts. But he was taken and used as a way for Bryce Tankthrust(aka CEO) to get a heart. Every time she needs a new one, she creates a new Elmer. The oldest Elmer is the wisest.

Sam Phitts was used as a replacement for Elmer Phitts to make Donna regain her memory

Elmer Phitts by Bladukeboi October 6, 2019

Elmer Fudd 

the evil pig hunter from the Looney Tunes, hunting for either wabbits or ducks depending on the hunting season. He always fails in his quests.

Bugs: Ha ha, elmer Fudd can't get me.
Elmer: OH YOU STUPID WABBIT!!!

Elmer Fudd by World Domination February 25, 2005

Elmer's Bitches 

When Elmer's Bitches travel to bitch to him their problems, but of course he gives no fuck, about it. Elmer's bitches are high class, and do not accept anything below Elmer's Range of amazingness. Elmer's bitches plus one are at least 5 high class awesome bitches, plus one average chick/bitch in to which Elmer entrusts his belongings and entrusts her with other bitches problems. Elmer is the pimp daddy of all pimps! Elmer's bitches must pay a fee to bitch to him, or be bitches by him. If you wish to be Elmer's bitch you must take a class on bitching. All bitches now may rise! Elmer's bitches are 10's

Yo!, Dawg you see Elmer's bitches anywhere. Tis the time for their annual bitch-fest

Yo Elmer dem bitches be 10's and all over you, show me your secret!

Elmer's bitch please!

Elmer's Bitches by WordCover December 29, 2011

elmer's 

elmer's glue, glue, paste, a slang term for weed because of its stickiness.

"Yo, you got that elmer's?"
"Yea, how much you want?"

elmer's by james c-n August 19, 2006