Chocolate Eclair 

When a white gay man lays on his back, lifts his butt up in the air, and spreads his legs, and then a black gay man puts his penis on top of the white man's penis, and they both ejaculate at the same time. The white man's penis is the dough of the eclair, the black man is the chocolate on top, and their semen is the cream inside.

Robert and Giovanni made a chocolate eclair

Chocolate Eclair by ThatOneGuyWithABigDick November 6, 2012

chocolate eclair 

right before you finish as a girl gives you a blowjob, she bends over and takes a shit on the top of your dick making it resemble the oh-so-poular french delight. afterwards she sucks it back off along with the "cream filling"

oui oui, my girlfriend did the most amazing thing to my dick last night and ever since then ive been craving chocolate eclairs.

chocolate eclair by snazzlefever April 7, 2010

eclair job

when a man uses an eclair as a masturbation tool, then attempts to lick the eclair off when he's done orgasming

he put his dick inside the eclair and jacked off with it as an eclair job

eclair job by iwantyouscreamingjesus January 10, 2011

eclaircookiewtf 

gay person that has a toe curling obsession over eclair cookie from COOKIE RUN KINGDOM

“eclaircookiewtf is a homo”

eclaircookiewtf by owomochi_brunosgf August 9, 2022

Snowy Eclair 

The act of snorting a line of coke off an erect cock, and proceeding to fellate it to completion.

Sarah remarked that giving Marky Mark a snowy eclair would give her "good vibrations". In her pants.

Snowy Eclair by Jeffreeforall February 20, 2011

Chocolate Eclair 

When you are doing anal and right before the man ejaculates he removes his penis. Now gives himself self succ to enjoy and "chocolate" and "cream" covered eclair.

Oh boy I can't wait to head to the girlfriends house tonight! She is gonna let me eat my own chocolate eclair.

Chocolate Eclair by xX_Smiggles_Xx November 25, 2019

Chocolate Eclairs 

Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.

Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!

Chocolate Eclairs by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008