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Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging 

Verb

An activity involving avoiding people and excluding those from your group or circle who bring bad vibes.
Instead of acting out of hate, Chet Hanks wisely suggests that all people: “Just stay suck-a-duckin and dummy-dodgin.”

Or “Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging.”
occurs when abusing downers(opiates, benzos, ambien, etc...) one will fall asleep for a few seconds, sometimes even a few minutes, and wake back up as their head falls forward. this occurs over and over again resulting in the user looking as though their head is bobbing up and down. much like a ducks head bob's up and down outside the water as they look for food.
Look at Tia. she's ducking hard right now.

Man, I'm loaded, I cant stop ducking.
ducking by emmymemmy6 October 3, 2018

Crap Dusting 

accidentaly shitting your pants as a result as an over zealous attempt to crop dust.
"dude, i tried to crop dust the library, but i ended up crap dusting it"

"you still got the pants?"

Crap Dusting by famousfrank January 15, 2009

Jungle Dusting

Sprinkling someone else's pillow with pubic hair that's been ground into dust or chopped up into tiny enough pieces that it will 1. not be easily seen or detected and 2. likely be inhaled, ingested and stuck to the face not unlike glitter.

Other names include Grinch Powder, Dream Glitter, The Salty Sandman, Fairy Dust, Pillow Peppering
"Grandma, I am so sorry to have to tell you this right now, with you being in the hospital and so ill.... Okay, remember that Christmas you gave me the 60" Vizio plasma TV when I very clearly wanted the Sony LED? Well, I jungle dusted your pillow the next time you came to stay with us. Whoo! Damn, I feel SO much better now that you know!! Bye gram-gram."

Jungle Dusting.
Jungle Dusting by PaulAllensCard January 31, 2015

croft dusting 

queefing while walking;
walking while queefing;

Similar to crop dusting
In reference to Lara Croft of the Tomb Raider series. She raids lots of dusty tombs.
She was sensually croft dusting all the way from the bed to the bathroom.
Leaving early or hiding, sometimes in order to avoid a certain person or a group of people.
Ex.#1
"Chris is coming over tonight, he wants to talk to you."

"What? Oh Emm Gee. Fine, I'm ducking. I don't feel like dealing with him tonight. Just...call me when he leaves."

Ex.#2
"I'm gonna go over to Clint's tonight and see a movie with him and Courtney."

"Yeah? I guess I'm ducking out then, I'm gonna take a disco nap, so call me when you guys get out of the movie."
Ducking by Anna-Rotic June 22, 2007