Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era

When Disneyland Opened In 1955, Walt Disney Didn't Have Costumed Characters Readily Available To Roam Around The Parks. So, He Struck A Deal With The Ice Capades (Who Previously Used Disney Costumes In Their Shows Since 1949.) To Borrow What Characters They Had Used. They Had The Basics. Pinocchio, Dumbo, Mickey & Minnie, Donald Duck, Etc. Although These Costumes Looked Okay From A Distance, When You Look At Them Up Close, These Things Were Fucking Scary As Shit!!! Even After The Park Had Opened, The Ice Capades Had Still Kept The Deal With Disney & Continued Giving Them Retired Ice Capades Costume Characters. Characters Such As Fifi The French Poodle, Scottie, Maude The Comedy Mule & Other Unidentifiable Costumed Characters All The Way Up To At Least 1966, When Walt Disney Died.

Person: What Was The Weirdest Time For Disneyland?
Me: Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era

Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era by DisneyFanFuck2008 September 15, 2020

disneyland syndrome 

disneyland syndrome refers to excitement before the big day of going to disney, can't sleep and just too excited to go to sleep or do anything else.

I am so excited about the big game tomorrow I have the disneyland syndrome

disneyland syndrome by Jackie Rose November 9, 2011

Disneyland Sex

Much like a lengthy, serpentine line at The Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland Sex is something you wait a long time for, only to have it be over in about a minute.

"(Sigh) I spent all day waiting for the bf to come home so we could do the deed, and he only lasted like 30 seconds.
"OMG. Total Disneyland Sex."

Disneyland Sex by Wordsmither Jim November 27, 2012

disneyland girls 

Can be all around race and styles. Usually have boyfriends but fun to hang out with. You usually will think of them as bratty.

"Hey those Disneyland girls are super nice"

disneyland girls by Yoloooooo July 4, 2016

Disneyland Dork 

1.) The 40+ year-old man you see at Disney Parks collecting pins, wearing "Grumpy" apparel, tube socks, a Disney hat, and high shorts. Mustache, backpack, and sunglasses optional.

2.) The 40+ year-old woman you see at Disney Parks collecting pins, wearing Disney Park clothing, a fanny pack, and a form of Disney headwear. Glasses, backpack, and bad hair optional.

3.) That jerk at Disneyland who goes alone, believes everyone should be quiet in line, and gripes about it on a Disney Forum.

4.) The guy who writes "Park Peeves" online.

"So, should I bring my special Disney pins to trade with random people, and money to blow on more pins?"

"Please refrain from being a Disneyland Dork today."

Disneyland Dork by XavierDavies June 26, 2009

Disneyland Girlfriend 

A girlfriend that you see on rare occasions and every time you see each other, it becomes an event. She's always nice and makes you feel like you're the only man in the world that matters. Sometimes she's single, but she might be married or dating several men. Sometimes known as "The Other Woman" she dates you knowing full well that you're married or in a committed relationship. Sex may or may not be involved. Her allure is that it's always fun.

I don't want him leave his wife, I'd rather be his Disneyland Girlfriend

Disneyland Girlfriend by merrry December 15, 2012

disneyland whore 

Normally a young female who, on a normal day would be a whore, puts on her sparkling Disney ears, slutty outfit, and struts around a kids themed amusement park looking for dick or attention in general.

Look at that girl shes a Disneyland whore fa sho.

disneyland whore by Castromegood January 28, 2014