Razzle Dazzle 

To show something flashy or fancy that distracts your audience of how terrible something really is.

1. Man, the acting in our show is shit. Good thing we razzle dazzled them with the cool set and lights.

2. My final portfolio I turned in for Economics this semester was God awful. I razzle dazzled the hell out of it though with highlighters so it looks like I took good notes.

Razzle Dazzle by Jessikuh_2010 June 25, 2009

bobbie dazzler 

Something or someone super glamourous or uber sexy, an exclamation of surprise and delight.

Wow! Dont you look a Bobbie Dazzler!

bobbie dazzler by Bobbie D October 12, 2005

dazzle my chazzle

Another lovely word for masturbation

CHAZ:hey, come and dazzle my chazzle

dazzle my chazzle by D-Man12345 January 5, 2009

Blizzle Dizzled 

The state of being dazzled by bling.

I was blizzle dizzled by those rims.

Blizzle Dizzled by Heath n Harley September 17, 2006

Midnight Dazzler

When you wake your girlfriend up at exactly midnight by tickling her butthole with a feather. When she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her simultaneously. Once she is covered in jizz and glitter, you break out your jazz hands and yell SURPRISE!

Tonight I'm gonna give Lisa the midnight dazzler!

Midnight Dazzler by Sonowa January 24, 2014

Sac dazzle 

The act of bedazzling ones scrotum - male version of vajazzling

I have to go to bombshell to get sac dazzled

Sac dazzle by Hugh J. Organ August 11, 2016

Coon Dazzler

A person who kills you in Fortnite

Damn it Shawn! I got killed by that Coon Dazzler!

Coon Dazzler by Deli Fresh May 19, 2018