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Midnight Dazzler

When you wake your girlfriend up at exactly midnight by tickling her butthole with a feather. When she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her simultaneously. Once she is covered in jizz and glitter, you break out your jazz hands and yell SURPRISE!
Tonight I'm gonna give Lisa the midnight dazzler!
by Sonowa January 24, 2014
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