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Cubicle Farm 

A vast expanse of contemporary office space outfitted with box-like, synthetic personal work environments comprised of approximately 3.3 sides and lacking doors and ceilings. These cubicles are easy and inexpensive to assemble and their lack of privacy promotes comraderie among a sea of anonymous co-workers. Notably, a cubicle farm is where middle managers are grown.
Once he started complaining about pain in his hands from typing, we transferred him to the most unbearable cubicle farm on campus with the hope that he'd quit before going on disability.
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cubic zirconia 

Cubic zirconia (sometimes called simply 'cz') is the most popular diamond simulant in the world today. It is an oxide of the metallic element zirconium, ZrO². It has a hardness of about 8.5 on the Mohs hardness scale, as opposed to diamond, which is 10, sapphire/ruby which is 9, topaz which is 8, and so on. The refractive index of CZ is 2.42. It can be made in nearly any color and can be faceted into many cuts.

CZ occurs naturally but in pieces too small for jewelry purposes. It wasn't until the 1970s however when Soviet scientists learned how to grow this mineral in the laboratory, at which time jewelry designers first took notice of cubic zirconia. For the first few years it was on the market it was often sold for as much as $20 per carat (!!) and was only available in a few colors.

CZ is more dense than diamond -- it weighs more for its size than diamond does. Sapphire and ruby, both of which are the same gemstone, just different colors, are also more dense than diamond. CZ is about 75% heavier than diamond. As such, a CZ's size is referred to in carats usually in comparison to diamonds. CZs are more accurately measured in millimeters, referring to the width of the stone. A 6.5 mm cubic zirconia is equal in size to a one-carat diamond and actually weighs about 1.75 carats.

CZ isn't grown/created like any other imitation gemstone in the world, either. A high radio-frequency "skull crucible" system is used, in which the melting zirconia powder actually creates the sides of its own container during its formation. Cooling this extremely hot molten ore becomes the most crucial step in the entire process. A carefully programmed cooling procedure is required to form the flawless crystals -- metal pipes in a coil-shape with water running through them are used to cool down the material, in the center.
CZ is often spoken of negatively because it is a synthetic gemstone. It is durable, very bright, can be grown in a varity of colors and when well cut it is a very convincing diamond substitute.

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cubic zirconia by Ryan Thompson September 25, 2004
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Clubbing the chimp 

I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.
Clubbing the chimp by Jack Goff September 23, 2006
Proper noun. Pronounced (Que-bee). Sort of like Rubix Cube but not.

1. A Vocaloid mascot for the Vocaloid Yohioloid whom is destined to become an internet meme, but sadly will never happen for he is not a meme.

Origin: High School of Mutual Memeing on Quotev.
"Cubi was totally an ordinary box thing. But everything changed when he was first accepted into meme school."

"Cubi wants to be the meme sempai, but does he have what it takes?"

"So Cubi went into the girl's bathroom, feeling no guilt at all b/c he's neither a mademoiselle or a dudefella."
Cubi by Mastermind Ritsu January 31, 2015

Cubicle Ken 

An dull person with a dead-end job in a corporate environment and little or no power to change his lifs life or ambitions to do so. Basically a cross between Milton and Michael from the movie Office Space.
Prima: Did you meet the new guy yet?
Secunda: Not yet, what's he like?
Prima: Not much to say.
Secunda: What do you mean?
Prima: He's a bit of a Cubicle Ken.
Cubicle Ken by STAPLERRRRRRRRR October 5, 2010
It's like a bathroom stall only with lower walls and no door.
I work in a cubicle. :|
cubicle by NeinWunOne January 28, 2004

cubiculture 

noun
1. The terms and other manifestations of human interaction used exclusively in the collective corporate environment.

Similar to the definition of culture in that it describes the social institutions of a particular group of people; in this case, those who work in and around cubicles or in a traditional corporate setting.
Cubiculture manifests itself in such terms such as:
"How's your bandwidth, Bobby?"
"We have some things coming down the pipeline."
"What's on your plate today?"

A very apt depiction of cubiculture can be found in the movie "Office Space":
"He's got a case of the Monday's"
"Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!"
cubiculture by Ian White September 11, 2008