Clump Sporran 

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.

I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.

Clump Sporran by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020

Crumb shark 

A pet, most often a dog, but possibly a cat, bird, ferret etc, who follows you into the kitchen or when you’re eating hoping that you will drop scraps of food that they can eat.

Every time I make breakfast my crumb shark of a dog stands between me and the stove hoping I drop some food.

Crumb shark by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020

21 Chump Street 

A 15-minute musical written by Lin-Manuel Miranda in 2014, based on a true story - similar to 21 Jump Street.
The musical is about Justin Laboy; who was an honor roll student in is last semester at Park Vista Community High School. He had fallen in love with a transfer student of the name Naomi Rodriguez - who was secretly a 25-year old undercover female officer from the Palm Beach Police Force. She was sent to PVCHS on the plan Operation D- to find out if anyone was buying and/or selling drugs on school property.
Justin had spent days trying to figure out how to win over Naomi - completely unaware of Operation D-, and when Naomi had asked if Justin smoked weed, Justin had instantly thought that she was looking for some drugs. He thought that if he got some for Naomi, he would win over her heart.
However, after Justin had given Naomi a baggie of marijuana, Naomi fled the school and the cops arrested Justin - along with several others from different schools. (Operation D- didn't only target PVCHS) Justin was put in jail for 1 week, and had three year's probation. No one has heard from "Naomi" after the incident, and 21 Chump Street is a well known musical amongst fans of Lin-Manuel Miranda.

*Nayomi has joined the chat*
Ariana: Nayomi, I know there's a reason you were transferred here to me.
Ariana: Nayomi, I know there's a reason this isn't luck, it's destiny.
Ariana: Nayomi, you know me - will you go to prom with me?
Nayomi: Everytime, someone just has to mention 21 Chump Street...
Nayomi: IF I GO TO PROM WITH YOU, WILL YOU STOP ASKING THAT?
Ariana: YES
Nayomi: Fine, I'll go to prom with you.
Ariana: *three days later* NAYOMI-
*The End*

21 Chump Street by Helpless Unicorn 💜 August 27, 2017

crumb sharking 

When your pet, usually a dog but not limited to dogs, follows you around to areas with food (kitchen, dinner table etc.) in hopes that a scrap of food will be dropped for their consumption.

Every time I’m in the kitchen, that dog follows me in crumb sharking around hoping for a treat.

crumb sharking by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020

chump squad 

a group of friends who refer to themselves as "chumps"

"We have the sickest chump squad around"
"Wow, I wish our chump squad was like theirs"

chump squad by Alexie5221 July 16, 2016

Crum Scum 

An individual who steals the last crum of food off a plate but doesn't have the moral sense to ask if any one else would like the last piece.

You took the last piece of pizza you crum scum

Crum Scum by blashada September 6, 2012

crumb surfing 

The act of a canine investigating the floor under a table or tray after a meal in hopes of finding dropped food.

After the movie, Venti was excitedly crumb surfing by the couch looking for dropped corn chips.

crumb surfing by Proudwolf February 14, 2007