crowning

The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.

"Oh my God, I had Mexican food for lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I'm CROWNING!"

by Titan2014 May 19, 2014

crowning

synonoumous with "poking cotton" or "turtling"

I need to take a dump real bad, I'm crowning

by gdollar January 3, 2004

Crowing

A Verb

Origin: First appeared in the central Texas; more commonly used in the lexicon of particular kind of Austin Folk.

It is believed to have been coined by a young lady named Meagan Heeren

Definition: To make constant and humorous mistakes.

Usage: Man i missed the dam exit.. totally crowing it up right now.

by lord of coco cabana! May 30, 2011

croading

When a guy shoves his thumb up your butt.

Watch out, Tony will try croading you.

by Toeho July 18, 2010

Power crowning

Pushing out a poo as big as a babies head.

I ate a massive burrito last night and now I'm power crowning.

by Pwrcrwn May 15, 2016

crowning

Your anus is stretched and ready to release a giant monkey tail

I was in desperate need of a crapper. The head of my baby monkey was crowning.

by jerk store June 17, 2016

Dilated & Crowning

When you are rocking a solid deuce in your colon, and it's trying to push its way out.

Mike: "Dude, you still gotta shit?"
Dave: "Man...it's passed that point...I'm dilated & crowning"

by see_weed November 28, 2014