condomplating 

The act of using a condom as a plate, or vice versa.

I was short on Plates, but i had a box of condoms so i started condomplating to make more

condomplating by Lotte Carmine June 10, 2011

condomflum 

When a guy puts on a condom and he cums soo hard that it’s like a river.

I fucked this bitch soo hard I condomflumed!

condomflum by Yeetskeet123 May 19, 2018

condomfused 

Con-dom-Fewsed
(N.) The inability to put on a condom

Babe put on a condom
Baby I can't, I'm sexually condomfused

condomfused by ash (an ass) August 26, 2020

Condolulations

Combination of "condolences" and "congratulations." Used in response to a statement or pronouncement where the user is unsure of how the person who made the statement feels about their statement or pronouncement.

"My divorce is final." "Condolulations?"

Condolulations by UncleWillard August 21, 2020

Condomplating 

Thinking about using a condom during sex

I was condomplating but then I decided to hit it raw

Condomplating by Henryicon January 7, 2021

Condomplating 

When you go on a bender banging different people everyday and keep reusing the same condom. You just slap it on a plate when you're done and repeat until the bender ends.

Dude I've had this condom for 400 days! Been condomplating

Condomplating by Kalholly May 16, 2021

condomballoon

balloon in you're penis

crap I forgot to take off this balloon

hey boss I forgot to wear pants but goodly I am wearing this condomballoon

condomballoon by darkprogamingalt September 2, 2021