cumsitting 

Cumsitting is sitting in cum. This phenomenon started when a woman in Africa claimed that she had not slept with a man but had become pregnant by unwittingly sitting in a man's spilled seed. Cumsitting itself has deep roots in the cum fetish branch of the homosexual community.

Melanie: How goes the Milky White Throne, Cumsitter?
Josh: My ass is slimy and soft from cumsitting, Melly.

cumsitting by cumsitter August 25, 2010

bed-a-commuting 

The act of working from bed with a laptop. Often occurs after getting up and deciding it's too much work to actually go sit upright at a desktop computer.

I was going to telecommute today, but I was out last night and am just too tired to sit at my computer. Bed-a-commuting allowed me to work and nap intermittently.

bed-a-commuting by Elizabeth L. Haines January 27, 2009

cummitting 

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.

"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*

cummitting by mmm69 October 21, 2003

Dry commenting 

Commenting on a post without reacting to the post. Some OPs get annoyed about this, because they have nothing better to do than refresh the number of likes and loves on their post, hoping it will go up.

"Why you always dry commenting on people's posts in this group? and you never make your own memes. GTFO"

Dry commenting by wondercito March 11, 2021

Commuting the Bakerloo line 

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.

Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.

Commuting the Bakerloo line by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008

Commiting toaster bath 

Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam

Bru he really commiting toaster bath

Commiting toaster bath by Nachos_with_cheese November 11, 2018

cummiting suicide 

When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”

cummiting suicide by Fukurbich May 6, 2018