chetching 

crying while masturbating

i'm going to my room for a little chetching now

chetching by Brandon Hall Reps '06 - aka Maya lol November 13, 2006

clancing

the act of dancing while cleaning, usually to loud, upbeat music.

Yeah, I've been clancing all morning.

clancing by renegadespork July 7, 2010

Cheeching 

To be at full potential, fully engaged or at peak operating efficiency.

“Timmy really cheeched his way through that class.”
“We built a big campfire and had her cheeching really good.”
“I sprayed a bunch of ether into that intake and had that old diesel cheechin’ in no time.”

Cheeching by Dale can wheel November 20, 2018

Clutching My Pearls 

a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle

When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!

Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls

Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!

Clutching My Pearls by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008

Cheching 

Crying while masturbating.

I was in a circle jerk with a couple of douche-canoes and I was cheching then my mother walked in.

Cheching by Greasus August 5, 2010

Brain Crunching 

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.

I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.

Brain Crunching by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

Cream Crunching by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020