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Central Jersey

Central Jersey is the portion of New Jersey between North Jersey and South Jersey. The actual boundaries are debatable, but if you're from Central Jersey you know it. New Jerseyans not from Central Jersey may deny the existance of a Central, but they probably have vistited to go down the shore.

Central Jersey has lots of diners, lots of NY commuters, and is the place where both Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi reside. It's where Kevin Smith is from, and where his store "Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash* is (Red Bank). Danny DeVito features Asbury Park, a Central Jersey town, in his movies, because that's where he's from. It's approximately an hour fifteen to NYC and about an hour 45 to Cape May.

It's suburbia. With Jersey attitude.
"What part of Jersey you from?"
"Central." *pause* "Red Bank? Belmar?... about 45 minutes north of Wildwood. Exit 105."
Central Jersey by lady joe April 3, 2005
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Central York 

The same as the one you read before plus lots of gays and lesbians. Even the straight guys are acting like some gay faggots. And everyone is offended by everything.
Central York is like my sexuality, it's gay and slutty.
Central York by AsianWaffles February 1, 2017

central business district 

noun; euphemism for one's crotch or the human genitals, including but not restricted to balls, cock, cojones, dick, stones or woody in men, or cunt or pussy in women
"Gotta protect the ol' central business district," I sighed as I pulled on my jock strap before going out on the field.

Central Washington University

The school where 9 dumbass freshmen who couldn't hold their alchohol got the popular drink Four Loko banned in Washington state for 120 days, all because they don't know how to drink.
Upperclassmen #1: Hey man, let's go get some Four Loko for the party tonight!

Upperclassmen #2: Nah, we can't! Some stupid freshmen at Central Washington University blacked out and almost died because they thought they knew how to drink!

Upperclassmen #1: Stupid freshmen, always ruining everything...

central crossing high school

This school is poor at everything football sucks and then doesn't basketball is trash and baseball team ain't really a team. They have sexy women that are easy to get with and everyone there thinks they're hood and talks like it. These kids are dumb.

Central Dauphin East Middle

A dirty ass school, with no damn respect for anyone. There are a few really nice kids who are actually crazy kids at the school but most are dirty, disgusting ass kids who are on welfare trying to make a living out the ass and only cares about peoples looks,(*ESPECCIALLY FUCKING RACE) Sizes of personal parts, Shoes, Other clothing and the gym locker rooms A.K.A Where you can get the good shit.(Not the lime green dildos you find in the girls gym locker room.) While the rest of the kids are lowkey fucking dirty ass bums trying to get laid by high schoolers after 7th grade.
{Pimple Faced Nigga}: Yo, He sellin for 10$
{His Bestfriend}: I rather sell for 50$
{Bestfriends Girl friend}: Yeah I would too, but not just that.
{His Bestfriend}: Wait.....WHAT!?!? Bae? Are you cheating on me?
{Bestfriends girlfriend runs away before shit pops off and decides to talk shit the next day to her friends.}

Bestfriend means: at CD EAST MIDDLE it means, See you later because I'm just going to forget you and hangout with some other people. Then, come back to school and act like I dont know you.
Girlfriend means: Your were just the last side hoe.

Central Dauphin East Middle: A hot ass mess that should be burned in hell. >:)

Central Cabarrus 

An overpopulated school with some great teachers and some crappy teachers, just depends. STEM program is cool. Non-STEM kids are jealous of STEM kids. Really, the STEM kids are either cheating or somehow procrastinating their way to victory. A school with roaches and vape clouds in the locker rooms. A fight every so often. Friends and enemies wandering the same halls. Great band program that needs some money. Nice media center.
Person A: Hey, I heard you go to Central Cabarrus!
Person B: Yep! My teachers are pretty chill but a cockroach almost landed on my head yesterday.
Central Cabarrus by RUBY_ROSE April 15, 2019