catcher in the rye 

(verb)

to stroke someone's hair in a creeper-like fashion, just like how Mr. Antolini did in "The Catcher in the Rye" to Holden Caulfield.

*comes up behind and creepishly strokes a person's hair* "I just Catcher in the Rye'd you"

catcher in the rye by creeperlicious September 1, 2011

Catcher's Mit 

n. Of or pertaining to a female's unattractive face. A face that closely resembles the catcher's glove or outfielders glove in the game of baseball.
Chiefly British definition - A female's face that has similarities to a wicket keeper's glove in the sport of cricket.

"Holy cow Jed, she looks like she's been catching fly balls in outfield all afternoon without a glove!"

"The batter tries to turn the all-star bowler into the leg-side, and with the sharp turn that the master leg-spinner is able to impart, he gets only a leading edge and offers a catch by Karen, with her face, at slip.

Catcher's Mit by ZimmFilmz September 10, 2005

catcher in the rye 

Catcher in the Rye was written by J. D. Salinger. It's a novel about a red hat wearing candyass who thinks all adults are phonies; failing to see the essential poseur that is so him! For some reason older Baby Boomers get all tear-eyed about this book, thinking it's the one that spoke for their generation which, unfortunately, we hear too much from already.

I found Catcher in the Rye to be boring

catcher in the rye by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Hea January 30, 2010

Catcher’s mitt 

Tricking someone with a handjob instead of penetration without their knowledge

I thought I was fucking her in the arse but she was giving me the catcher’s mitt

Catcher’s mitt by Floppy1975 August 24, 2019

catcher's mitt 

An affliction of hand cramps resulting from spending long periods of time on all fours as the recipient of anal sex (or vaginal sex doggie style). Sometimes it involves splayed or swollen fingers that resemble a catcher's mitt. The term derives partly from catcher, meaning a bottom or recipient of anal sex.

A: How was your date last night?

B: Pretty good. We went all the way. But I was on all fours for so long and never really found a comfortable position for my hands, so I'm gonna have catcher's mitt all day today. Ouch. Probably won't be able to finish stitching that sampler till tomorrow. Oh, and my ass hurts too.

catcher's mitt by Bodenheimer September 27, 2009

Catcher in the Rye 

A Catcher in the Rye is when, after taking a big dump, you reach down to wipe and fart on your hand.

A Catcher in the Rye is sometimes a precursor to aftershock.

I just took and big dump when I reached down to wipe and out of nowhere came a Catcher in the Rye.

Catcher in the Rye by markbr69 November 16, 2009

catcher in the rye 

a hilarous book that I love that emo's jack off too

I found the biggest goth in the school in the libary late one night with a copy of catcher in the rye and a bottle of lotion

catcher in the rye by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007