Candakin 

The most awesomer of the most awesomest people in the world, a blond awesome woman who is so awesome that there aren't any words the dictionary to describe it.

The Candakin is in the hizzouse with the Whitkin and the Pimpkin.

Candakin by Candakin February 8, 2009

Candeling

Two men using ajoined catheters for pleasure.

Dude, John and I were totally candeling last last night and now I can't pee.

Candeling by whcgonzo November 2, 2012

Birthday Candling 

Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.

Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.

Birthday Candling by kitkat93 December 13, 2010

candling 

a sexual act involving 3 or more people. one person, the candler, repeatedly shoves his penis into the anuses of the other members of the candling group until his shaft is covered in a layer of shit which then can be lit on fire for further enjoyment

-dude did you hear about Shankara?

-no what happened?

-he was caught candling with his mom and dad!

-shit that's gross!!!!

candling by letmecandle August 19, 2011

hard-candying 

From the movie 'Hard Candy' starring Ellen Page.

When a character displays pedophiliac tendencies within a movie or book.

"Dude, that guy is SO hard-candying over that girl right now."
"She is hard-candying all over that movie!"

hard-candying by Beautiful Soul November 6, 2013

canaping 

Activity of canoeing and camping.

My son and granddaughter are going canaping canoeing camping on the Wisconsin River.

canaping by The one and only Mary Sunshine September 8, 2011

Catfacing 

verb: Going down on a girls pussy.

"Dude your face smells like fish. Were you catfacing that dirty bitch?"

Catfacing by BlackmagicCandyman November 5, 2009