multiply without a calculator 

To reproduce, formally or to fuck, casually speaking.

I caught two students trying to multiply without a calculator in the lockers and we ended up in doing a three-way multiplication.

multiply without a calculator by selfimportantsht May 17, 2021

golden calculator 

According to Outkast's song, "Roses", what you need to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls.

"Even though, you need a golden calculator to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls."

golden calculator by Chad "1m" Mosher June 7, 2004

Yung calculator 

A little simp kid that is mentally challenged and will never get noticed by a girl in his life except for his relatives.

A random ethot:OMG guys are such jerks

Yung calculator:I know right such jerks

Yung calculator by Destroy January 11, 2020

calculator 

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}

AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.

calculator by ti June 9, 2004

The Calculator

When your are having in intercourse with a woman and you stick a calculator in her vagina and do an equation on that calculator

Man, I gave this girl The Calculator last night Twas amazing!

The Calculator by <Anon_Anon> May 29, 2011

Meat Calculator 

An unintuitive, emotionally unfeeling, narcissistic, delusional, socially retarded species of sub-humans whose sole purpose of existence is to whimsically jump on the bandwagon of the latest unusual subculture to the next latest unusual subculture; due primarily to their ultimate lack of identity, all while living off of social security, and or their parents, trying to convince people that taste in art is objective, and playing ungodly amounts of Minecraft.

Those meat calculator cunts in engineering don't have the slightest amount of common sense.

Meat Calculator by Andrew Carnegie Schopenhauer October 2, 2012

Calculator Watch 

A key and crucial asset to Oscar, as it is not only used as a tool to show the time but it is a mathematical genius of an invention. Oscar used this to calculate the size of Rezs nose, and the sheer size of the Earth, Oscar single handedly became a genius just by using the amazing and genius invention of the calculator watch by Casio>

"oi Oscar did you use your calculator watch during the test you thicc lad"

Calculator Watch by Rezisthicc April 19, 2019