COVID-19 

According to President Trump, fake news (meanwhile the US has the most cases on the face of the Earth).

Trump on a news conference: COVID-19 is a load of crap. We need this economy start by Easter.
Health council: Millions could die, Sir.
Trump: I cannot win this next election without a booming economy.
Health council: Sir, there won't be anyone left to vote.
Trump: who cares, make America great again! We can also simply take down the wall to let some illegals in to boost the votes.
Health council: Sir, that presidential election promise did shit the bed.

COVID-19 by Danutcase March 27, 2020

Covid-19 

The corona virus is a virus that causes u to stay home and buy high priced toilet paper....

Friend:OMG, YNW Melly has covid-19
Me:let’s pray for him🙏🏽

Covid-19 by GotTheInfo April 4, 2020

Covid-19 

A really really chunky virus that everyone respects so little they flock to the beaches.

Pablo “Oh no a global pandemic caused by Covid-19”
Sanchez “Want to go to the beach with 20 other people”
Pablo “Absolutely”

Covid-19 by King Koconino April 11, 2020

Covid-19 

Covid-19 is a coronavirus that was first recorded in the late December of 2019, the symptoms are fever, tiredness, dry cough, runny nose, aches and pains, diarrhoea and others.

Fortunately, James just recovered from Covid-19.

Covid-19 by Oof_TheChungasGuy April 28, 2020

Covid-19 

Literally the end of the economy.

Covid-19 destroyed the economy and is stupid.

Covid-19 by user12364129834610234129734 May 27, 2020

COVID-19 

A killer that has garnered undue attention vis-à-vis other global killers like HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis (TB), diabetes, and cancers, as a large number of the middle-class and some wealthy families and celebrities in the developed world have disproportionately been affected.

Unlike other main causes of death that mostly affect the poor and the marginalized in the developing countries every year, COVID-19 appears to be a great leveler in indiscriminately choosing its victims—for example, it is blind to people’s race, religion, or social status.

COVID-19 by MathPlus June 27, 2021

COVID-19 

A sex act where you masturbate in a group of ten or less while staying six feet apart from each other, then lick each other's hands clean to keep things sanitary

We were feeling lonely last night so Becky and I COVID-19ed with a few friends that have been self-isolating for a month

COVID-19 by Nobahdi April 2, 2020