rectal brooming 

To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".

"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."

rectal brooming by FarkSpazz July 28, 2008

brobdingnagian 

Very large, massive, huge.

My goodness exclaimed Jennie, Kevin's bits are brobdingnagian!

brobdingnagian by Hubert September 4, 2003

Brooping 

Brooping is brushing while you take a poop. We do it because 1. We are in a hurry
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.

Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.

BRO1: Yo Brosizzle, how come your cock tastes like toothpaste?
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!

Brooping by Pi2nkSti1nk May 7, 2011

Booding 

Eating the booty like groceries. Contracted form of booty and pudding.

Karl :"Hey honey what's for dinner ?"
Marese :" booding"
Karl :"the f*** is that ?"
Marese :"I'll let you guess"

Booding by Treyvonus April 4, 2016

Brooming 

The act of shoving a broom(or any long object) up somebodies anus. Typically done to cause pain. Causes blood from the large intestine to appear on the broom when taken out

Yo, I Was brooming that guy so bad I could get the broom out of his butt.

Brooming by StrikerRamses March 20, 2019

Brooming 

The act of a simultaneous double handjob under the table.

Tariq: Fancy brooming me?

Lauren: Whats that?

Tariq: A double hand-job

Lauren: ONLY GOT ONE HAND!!!

Tariq: :/

Brooming by JeetRhymesWithFeet November 28, 2011

bronding 

team bonding, bro bonding

"Let's do some bronding over the NBA and soft baked cookies this weekend."

bronding by LouisBunoandLAareSoft February 14, 2017