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epic boobs 

voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of women/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.
Dana has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Boobs in every sense of the word.
epic boobs by A__A October 9, 2007
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bloons td 6 player 3

Asshole who only buys banana farms, airdrops, and monkey villages for extra space for banana farms, they are practically a bottomless bank account, yet refuse to share any recourses whatsoever despite demanding and leaving if nobody does the same
Player 1: Bro why is the top right half of the map filled with banana farms?
Player 2: Bro c'mon, we are leaking bloons, help us, you have loads of money
Player 4: PLEASE IM SO BROKE I HAVE 0 DOLLARS JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING
Player 3: Haha, money go brrrrrr
Player 1: Of course bloons td 6 player 3

Boobs before Noobs 

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.
Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.
Boobs before Noobs by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

boonstaveral

"You are not invited to my party because your girlfriend is a boonstaveral"
boonstaveral by Matt La August 30, 2006

Buddha Boobs

When a nigga got big-ass bitch titties, droopin' low to the flo'
"Eh fool dem Buddha Boobs more down south than old lady 'Shaniqwa'.
Buddha Boobs by Mejico June 2, 2015

bonsai sized 

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."
bonsai sized by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014

Laissez les bons temps rouler 

French for "Let the good times roll." It's a common expression in Louisiana (not in France), though it's almost always spelled incorrectly. This is the one and only correct spelling of the expression, in either Cajun French or Parisian French. Sadly, even reputable institutions like the Audubon Zoo and the New Orleans Ironman 70.3 use variations of incorrect phonetic spellings they find online.
Free beer and live music? Laissez les bons temps rouler!